ask-drunk-jack:

jamie-bennett:

ask-drunk-jack:

ask-drunk-jack:

jamie-bennett:

hvaE FUN ANd driVE SAFE
—————————————————————————————
*Jamie gaped at the ice car, hardly believing Jack made it* You made this drunk. Holy sshh—I love you! *Jumps in it and takes off down the road*


i am a gr8 prsosn
dont die okay


wAIT I FORGOT THE BRAKES COME BACK

*Is too late and crashes into a telephone pole*


…………………
it wasnt me

iamtheisabella:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS.
ALL THE ROAD TRIPS I WAS WAITING

hitherediana:

The coolest stuffed animal thing ever.

7while23:

Alessandro Piangiamore, Untitled (Coral, postcard, pedestal), 2010



little-game-of-cat-and-mouse:

Happy Holidays, motherfuckers.




(Source: missprimrose)





gunsandmud:

Parenting. You’re doing it so right.